Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Scott Wolf-Love and V!

You think to yourself, hmmmm why the heck did I ever love Scott Wolf so much when I was 14. Forget about that guy he's gone like a bad ex-boyfriend. That fool left you when you were just leaving pre-teen nightmares and getting aboard the train of woman hood; albeit a very slow train ride. Then you rent a science fiction show called V and all those feelings of undying love and devotion come A-RUSHIIINNNGGGGG BACK! WHAAMMOOO! SCOTT WOLF!

He adorned my walls alongside Devon Sawa and Elijah Wood. My parents must have thought I was nuts for spending hours taking their pictures out of Bop and Tiger Beat Magazines and dancing the meringue with them all, my triage of love.

Ahhhhh... getting back to the show now, V is awesome and you know how I know how? It's because the first episode hooks you and that my friends is called good bad writing.

The End


Sunday, February 20, 2011


Today was a great day.

I Met with my music collective BROAD WAY SLEEP. We have tons of exciting new things happening and quite frankly they are all super dooper people check out the website: http://broadwaysleep.com/

I don't usually do the "HYPE LIKE YOU'RE RIDING A BIKE" thing for myself but I feel this is worth it. Today CBC Radio ONE 99.1FM featured me with host Garvia Bailey of "BIG CITY SMALL WORLD". We talked Egypt and my experiences there. So good. Check out the Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/bigcitysmallworld

And Lastly, look at these FUN TIME BANG'S. I feel like singing Nancy Sinatra's "THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING" and driving into the Nevada Desert.



Wednesday, February 16, 2011

MySpace and Etiquette

Lately I have come across many musicians pages on MySpace who boldly claim in generally large, capital font that MYSPACE IS DEAD. I understand that the site has lost it's luster and tact but to so boldly throw a statement like that out there is an insult to the programmers who spent probably hours of their time working to create something that is unique. Unique it was for a long time and new sites probably grew out of the code that was used to create MySpace. Think of it as a parent.

I wanted to throw that out there beucase to me to post something like that on their site is like going into your music studio and telling you that your MUSIC IS DEAD.

On that note, more politely put, MySpace you have gotten a wee bit carried away there is way too much going on in the site its confusing to people. That's not going to get you far. Settle down.


Monday, February 14, 2011

Workaholic MANIA!!!!

I just Google'd (yes it's a verb) WORKAHOLIC and I learned five valuable life lessons:
  1. I used Google to find out a definition.
  2. Wikipedia is higher in the Google food chain than is Merriam-Webster.
  3. I just used the word Google four times in one blog?
  4. The definition: An ergomaniac or workaholic is a person who is addicted to work.The term generally implies that the person enjoys their work; it can also imply that they simply feel compelled to do it.
  5. I am a Workoholic/Chocoholic (I'll leave the second term as an element of surprise for another day).

Sunday, February 13, 2011


Today is my favorite day because of two things:
  1. I get to go see this hilarious bundle of joy my NEEEPPHHHEEWWWWW. Look at him? He looks like a toy that sells at specialty boutique stores for $1000. 
  2. I just bought Dr. Dre's album "The Chronic".
 I hope you all really do have a great day!


p.s. Good Job Egypt!!!

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Mozart and Blue Things...

There is a place where people dwell, and dwell on their atrophied muscles and verbal cataracts kissing matter of facts. It don't mean a thing when your subtracting logic from the matter at that. Ribosomes joyriding atop nucleotides, swimming in plain view of the best so... Don't blame me if the golden chalice empties and the nest is unfriendly. If this whole thing is called addressing me, I'd rather sit around listening to Mozart and think about blue things.


Tuesday, February 8, 2011

It Ain't No Thang But A Chicken Wang!

I don't have Facebook. Let's just start this off with that. I have never felt it in my blood but I certainty am vain enough to want a blog. That means you all have to deal with obscurity and musings that come from a labyrinthian are of my brain that potentially may consist of a sole neuron working it's little wee tenticles harder then it should.. poor guy.

Speaking of Labrynth, don't you all just think that Egypt (my 2nd home away from Canada) just needs a dose of David Bowie spreading his magical StarDust all over the city of Cairo?  I'm sure Tinker Bell would be jealous of his potency but I't Ain't No Thang But A Chicken Wang. On that note go now fun people and aquaint yourselves with that Outkast song which is on Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik. I think I need a road trip in a camper van stat!



Jennifer Connolly's eyebrows in the 90's anyone? anyone?